I found HOPE!

Delicious expensive Kombucha... BLACKBERRY MINT (!) And Ayurvedic herbs. Because is the doctor at the mysteriously closed clinic gonna prescribe you those? Hell, no.

Also a chicken that will be turned into Crockpot broth.

I keep seeing people walk around with pizzas and soda and I feel absolutely revolted.

This is not a reflection on them. Clearly, my body cannot handle that stuff right now.