"Dog Name Theory" | Michael Jr.#comedy #standup
Lit Lover
Tuesday, September 08, 2026
"Hey, you want to hear my tale of watermelon woe?"
X: So I bought this expensive watermelon at the specialty grocery store and I just cut it open and I'm glad that I put the cutting board on top of a cookie sheet because the juice filled up most of the cookie sheet. And then I opened it up and it's too watery, so I can't really eat it. So either I have to throw it away, or maybe I can make watermelon juice out of it, but it's got a lot of seeds. So if I do that, I have to pick all the seeds out of it!
Y: Hold on. I found the perfect song for your situation.
Weird Al Yankovic - "First World Problems (Official Video)"
I feel like it might be good to go on a retreat for the inner child or something.
Enigma - "Sadeness - Part i (Official Video)"
We're going to have to find healers who are more advanced than we are.
It's too painful. We have to get some help.
Just imagine! It's such a rude way to exist.
Just imagine having a life where you felt like your friends weren't so devastated by horrible things happening to them when they were small and therefore they were amazing at communicating and weren't flaky or prone to fawning over men and otherwise kind of acting like well, f*** ups, like a different version of the examples that they saw when they were tiny little beings. Imagine that miraculous event unfolding! I think I will.
Health is wealth!
"Energetic intervention"
thecosmicmavenofficial
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYnCT4UR0BI/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Some people need to learn how to relax.
"Order up! She is on her way!"
chef.garycat
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdAV0tbJtsC/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Guess I better wake up.
"This is Un violador en tu camino"
a_daywillcome
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdAxfIRyKfb/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
With a good blanket.
I've decided I deserve to hang out on a yacht when it's in some very calm waters and the atmosphere is very chill and I just get to take a nap and there's no seasickness.
I changed the habit.
I used to order some clothes at a certain store to try on and then I'd go over to a certain place to say hi and hang out, and yesterday I ordered them to a different store because I just want to see what that's like instead now.
Also, can't wait to read some books on the Holocaust soon.
Such a relief, compared to dealing with some people.
I'm telling on them to some Spirit Moms and seeing if they have any good advice for me in the coming days.
Rude Brothers have Rude Boyfriends!
I agree with her. Sometimes.
Random memory retrieval - one time my mom was sick and very out of it and I was taking care of her and she told me you would make a good mommy.
Too bad my mother's mommy wasn't very often a good mommy for her. Too bad. Very sad.
Elders weren't healthy. They were warped by the Patriarchy. Let's be angry!
Sometimes I had some good insights that were decent to share, and some people didn't listen to them, because they weren't taught to respect those kinds of insights coming out of the mouth of someone such as this by their unhealed elders, huh?
Who do they think it is helping?
Why do people have to behave like jerks just because they got traumatized and had painful childhoods and some hard to process things happened to them. Why?
Humans can be horrible to others and it's time to heal the anger.
So much anger... auuuuugh.
"Patriarchy continues by upholding the myth"
fromayoungmatriarch
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc8goIOz4PB/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"What's your most eldest daughter behaviour"
juliekimcomedy
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKp5HZkObV_/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Sleepy reflections upon incidences of adult meanness in harsh times.
Oh my gosh, does she actually get two whole days off a week? That's so lucky!!!
"#vietnamwar"
karipinenimd
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdAIeyuh5wZ/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Some people whose dads were very mean to certain kinds of people when they were in survival mode became adults who are also mean to certain kinds of people, but they show it in a different way.
I just have to believe that that those good moments of revelation were really good.
And then look for other good moments of revelation.
Monday, September 07, 2026
These topics must be dealt with.🍷🎶🍏
And in the meantime, maybe I just want to go out and have fun. Maybe I just want to go to a winery. Or I just want to go apple picking, maybe. I just want to learn how to play some music. Maybe I'm just like that too, sometimes.
Maybe this is just another one of those darkest hours before daybreak moments.
Gosh, it's been disappointing to find out how prejudiced some people actually are, and how they really do react when stressful things happen.
And of course, some people suffered far worse than others because of it.
Maybe the Nazis took over in that other era just because a bunch of people were traumatized by their childhoods and didn't know how to talk about things. So then, they either went along with what was happening or they looked the other way (and in that way, they also sort of were going along with what was happening.) And then there were a few standouts who were, you know, trying to save the persecuted, scape-goated ones. And then there were the persecuted, scape-goated ones, and there was all sorts of a variety of people amongst that class as well.
"My survival strategy, which works out well enough for someone with my genetics, would never work for someone with your genetics."
"You just have the wrong genetics to pull it off. Sorry!"
I'm glad we at least have the opportunity to use our brains to think about these things.
What are the differences between what people in this type of body are rewarded for, and what people in that type of body are rewarded for, in this era?
King James was a lover of men who hated women and he had mommy issues and he burned witches.
And whose Bible were a bunch of us taught we were supposed to be reading? The King James Bible!
"King James hating women"
maydaypartyof5
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdAXu6mtCJO/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Yes, I know some people think maybe you just shouldn't talk about the suffering.
And yet, it seems necessary to describe the suffering because so many people aren't curious enough to find out about it on their own. Why is it necessary to talk about the suffering? Well, because human beings aren't very bright sometimes, and when you don't talk about the suffering, things get worse and worse and eventually, children get their parents taken away from them, and people start getting put away in concentration camps and things like that. That's why I think you should f****** talk about the suffering. Talk about the f****** suffering. Jesus.
It's weird how the worst things seem to exacerbate everything else, too.
I know that it is a shame that people suffer on account of prejudices. It would be so much nicer if that did not happen. Really.
Maybe curiosity doesn't kill the cat.
Maybe it's time to get more curious about why certain types of prejudices that are so much more palatable to some people feel so painfully revolting to others.
Patriarchal Society is the worst and the most oppressed / oppressive.
Bleach!
"Aus gegebenem Anlass."
robot_alan
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc-p9S3umYP/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"The weaponization of 'Women Policing Women'"
speakupwithlily
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc-ofg7zCFQ/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"Hyping up the dolls"
magnoliaandwillow
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DchBalzyb76/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Why does the unwell Patriarchy seem like it wants to kill off newspapers?
So violent and so insecure. But anyways, I like how good reporters try harder than the average person to find out what's going on with other people.
Good sons and daughters of the Patriarchy know.
You know, it's not really important to the Patriarchy what their mothers experienced. What is really important is that they funnel their reactions and interpret how their mothers treated them in a way that the Patriarchy finds the most acceptable and palatable.
I certainly hope that changes sooner rather than later. Like maybe within this lifetime; that would be cool.
I'm pretty sure the gross imbalances affecting our society are half the fault of the men who are going along with them, and half the fall of the women who are going along with them.
I'll revisit this one, too, as I stuff salad into my PCOS/PMOS riddled body.
"Over 100 years have passed"
fiona_yoong
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_ErpuPGUB/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
But leaving all that aside, this was a good time.
"thank you for covering what no one else will"
brittymigs
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dcb5THjBRwD/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"I've had it"
brittymigs
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcPLMTzhySo/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"she signed an nda"
brittymigs
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaVslESPc4y/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Anyways, this has been quite a learning experience.
I think what you seem to need and what people on the other side seem to need are two very different things.
I mean if you're going to find someone who's psychic at all, pick the right kind right?
What you seem to need is a skinny, blonde, blue-eyed "psychic" woman who's rich and lies to you.
I'm just so disappointed with the lack of honesty.
I don't think you've been honest enough about how worthless I am to your culture because in your culture, what I'm supposed to be is thin, preferably blonde and blue-eyed, and I should worship men and definitely not talk to the dead, and I should act like abusive men are more important than all women, including and especially any women who've been abused by men.
I think the idea of using colors for healing is a good one.
Different colors in paintings. Different colors in different kinds of lights. Noticing colors in nature. Noticing colors in the sky. Noticing if certain colors come to mind if you're experiencing certain feelings, or if you've got a particular piece of music playing in the background. Colors.
Hmmm.
Something that feels like a big deal to you emotionally is more like just an interesting story to other people.
Back to seeing what this book has to say.
"To create more freedom in your life, do not look at the areas in which you do not have freedom; look instead at the areas where you have created freedom."
Page 163
"Living With Joy Book Revised Anniversary Edition (LWJ)" by Sanaya Roman
Female empowerment too often gets sabotaged by patriarchal standards and norms on this planet.
The thing that I wanted to talk about earlier was how the fun I experienced the other evening now feels like a forbidden topic and that sucks. I feel like I'm on a planet of female enslavement. The minds of the traumatized seem to feel too enslaved to the attitudes of the patriarchy. For a little while, there was some progress. Now the person who was the medium who told me about Lucy barely talks to me if I go over there and she spends all of her time fawning over her ex-husband. The night that Lucy came through she acted like she wanted to be really great friends, and we were having a lot of fun, and now she just acts like it never happened. So that's the power of what happens sometimes when people reject the knowledge that was trying to come through. But everything is temporary.
I could try playing this again.
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow Iz Ukulele Tutorial Easiest Version"
JJMilare
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bQNQ1qdg9zc&si=ADXifaxHTHY9qI6F
I think the F chord is the one that my fingers have the hardest time with knowing how to be in the right position.
I was too sad to play, so I looked inside of a book.
"Evolved people are usually very gentle souls. Some evolved souls do not yet recognize who they are and may be too humble. They are most often generous, helpful, and friendly. It may seem as if they cannot do enough for you.
At a certain level of development where the personality does not yet recognize the level of the soul, people may be too humble, still wearing the cloak of self-doubt, of wondering who they are. You who are so kind and loving, yet too humble and full of doubts, are also full of light; you have so much to offer the world. It is important for you to take off your veil, for it hinders you in serving on a larger scale. When you pay attention to your doubts and fears, to that little voice saying, 'you are not good enough,' you are simply giving heed to your lower self. You have the ability to change your focus.
Pay attention to your higher nature and your lower one will simply wither from lack of attention.
You do not need to pay attention to those voices within you that create pain or make you feel less confident, smart, or able. You can simply act as if that part of you were a small child; hold it, reassure it, and move on. Do not let those voices attract too much of your attention and do not think that you are them, either. Learn not to pay attention to the little voices within that would have you think you are not so great."
Pages 70 to 71
"Living With Joy Book Revised Anniversary Edition (LWJ)" by Sanaya Roman
This is really nice. I will pick up the instrument and play it again.
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow Iz Ukulele Tutorial Easiest Version"
JJMilare
What to do if pleasure or peace get interrupted by pain?
People deserve pleasure and peace but when pleasure or peace get interrupted by pain then what do they do? Do they seek healing? Do they seek to more to know more about something that they didn't know about? Do they just need a painkiller? What's the best thing to do?
It's as if they lose a basic sense of perspective in some really fundamental ways.
I've started to believe that when some people become rich and famous, they acquire really bad entity attachments, and they no longer have reasonable discernment. Maybe they're being controlled by supernatural forces? I don't know. It actually doesn't seem so insane to think so, sometimes.
Oh my God! Body hair removal for women as a white supremacist anti-immigrant practice?
But it made lots of money for the companies, so I guess some people benefited from it.
"Over 100 years have passed"
fiona_yoong
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc_ErpuPGUB/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
There's bills to be paid! 💸
🤑
"thank you for covering what no one else will"
brittymigs
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dcb5THjBRwD/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"I've had it"
brittymigs
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcPLMTzhySo/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"she signed an nda"
brittymigs
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaVslESPc4y/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
I cannot consume toxic sexist racist celebrity culture. Very bad for the digestion.
Thank our celebrity culture driven president, among others.
"what else can't I eat???"
brittymigs
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dcm36O7NQzr/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
I ate some date jam on a brioche product and it was very good.
I believe that dates were considered a luxurious sweet treat in ancient Greece.
So I kind of feel suspicious that a lot of ancient Greeks were more like misogynistic bisexuals. And if I was an ancient Greek man in a past life who acted like a misogynistic bisexual several thousand years ago, I don't feel that I should be acting that way in this lifetime. As an added bonus, I don't have a man's body in this era, so then that makes it that much easier to not act that way.
Okay, I feel like it's time to get more feminist, and that's my feeling on that topic.
Listen to this man!
It's so much easier for you than listening to a woman.
"WOMEN IN AMERICA"
mortensivertsen262
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc-qWRFMblK/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Oh my gosh, I have something else I want to talk about, but I have a feeling I'm supposed to save it.
Oh my gosh. I can't wait to be more guided. Even more than I already am.
Okay, I'm ready. 👩🏼🏭 The guides can guide me now.
Clean the house (It's not a house, it's an apartment but it feels like a little house because we don't have any upstairs neighbors and the only other unit we're attached to has two garages smack next to each other so we don't really hear the neighbors very often either, haha! And it has a yard. With a fruit tree. Which happens to be crabapple. And that seems very appropriate. Apple picking season is here!) Figure out why you don't own land. Pay off your student loans. Three is enough.
Too much work.
"When we say we treat our customers like family"
louis. pizza
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DctvMBDvDid/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"At some point, being busy stopped being impressive."
fromluckywithlove
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc6vLdwuak9/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"the breakfast i eat before work"
sodakhtar
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dai4nkptMr0/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
It's just about money and respect, that's all!
You would think I was asking all of Palm Springs to start catering to lesbians instead of to gay men.
"Men in female dominated fields"
cbeaumartino
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYNm_N2SMfL/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"It must be tough"
drmattmcglasson
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc-99CJBykv/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"Another day, another Home Goods shopping video."
grannyandshel
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc985STtlHT/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Very cool! This is very helpful to know. Play Tetris!
"picture ur dad when u get 4 rows"
westofkat
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc14cb1piLl/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Human brains are really geared towards reaping immediate rewards.
So that's why some people just keep doing what they're doing and future generations are going to look at what they're doing and cringe. Or possibly even cry or throw up. But since they're currently getting rewarded for what they're doing in the present-day moment, they don't care that future generations are going to look at them with horror. They just don't care. Rewards right now is all that matters to them, apparently. It's actually not very deep.
Accidents happen.
You just accidentally being sexist and accidentally being a bully and accidentally discriminating against certain people and accidentally being prejudiced -- it's all just an accident. It's all just an accident. All of this b******* that got crammed inside of your little impressionable brain when you were a small child, and you can't investigate it because you're still trying to go along with it, because that's what you get rewarded for doing.
Anyways, it's time to stop and take better care of the body again.
No matter how articulate this guy may be.
"This is not a political post"
u/PNW_Washington
What if you're just so tired of Patriarching that you don't really want to be good at it?
🤔
"10 Skills Upper-Class People Master to Escape the Working Class"
"yea whatever"
annikachristy
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbWYGNuOJf8/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"This is not a political post"
u/PNW_Washington
Speaking of extra...
Actually, a whole lot of people seem to have learned this stuff without a man demonstrating these kind of antics for viewers, so it makes me wonder who the needy one really is.
"Great job by this father teaching his daughter situational awareness"
u/Visual-Impact6411
It's very extra of the Lord.
I wonder why the Holy Bible has to do so much work at trying to convince people that men are so superior.
Why do they say things like curiosity killed the cat?
"Critical thinking's social cost"
upasnagautam
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dcb0j44vKxj/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Oh well, these things take time.
I wish some people would start getting a lot more articulate about their belief systems. TODAY.
Kids! Sons, daughters, etcetra.
"I just saw a young boy in a Hooters t-shirt"
brandon.nappi
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcaxOmVNIAy/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"Some of us spent years trying"
toniashealingjourney
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dcdie71RdBM/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"A lot of these women don't want kids. They want attention."
em.growing96
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc9a4WLzvpc/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Accept the help that cats have to offer!
"And perfect 😍💕"
iamwillywonky
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbv2CzpRtkB/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"He's a real charmer🌹"
purrfectocatlounge
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc6B-pPRFrp/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"Mindy sitting next to a bottle"
beverly_casanova
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc6LdFnOoSb/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Do not even try with these people.
"Men are always the most lovable. But moms are more lovable than other types of not men, especially if they have sons, who are the most lovable, because they will become men one day."
Maybe people should start saying "Flaunt your feelings."
They're fine with you flaunting other things. Why not your failings? I mean...feelings? Haha!
"She conned him..."
feministmetal
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc2gR3Xzb2b/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"live from @echoparkrising 2026"
theblushesband
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc1PeD3Cnxz/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
"Everybody gets a pass except..."
millebisousshan
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DcE7tK0hfbD/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Who teaches some people to go along with certain survival strategies?
I really do hope that some people somehow find a way to not feel like they have to treat the "different" ones like outcasts to make themselves feel better, even though for some reason, it was drummed into them at a very early age that they had to do that in order to build up their self-esteem.
No sirree, it was not.
This was not my life to be one of the ones that the patriarchal men and women put on a pedestal was it?
Stark, but better to know.
A survival strategy that some other people were able to go along with for quite a while was never, ever going to work out for you.
A dream about a slowly crumbling mountain.
I had a dream that I was a spectator of a mountain that an artist had been on top of, to perform shows. Some kind of earthquake was happening. The mountain was crumbling. I watched it crumble and muttered some sad things, and then it stopped crumbling. It was just that a natural erosion process was happening. And then I was being told that there was a school at the base of the mountain. So we had to begin thinking about what was going on at the school, and the attendees, the students, were of concern.
Sunday, September 06, 2026
It's challenging!
You do need these things, but then you find out that you actually need these other things more.
You need fun.
You need creative outlets.
You need to explore important issues.
But then your body says that you need to balance your life and take care of your health more.
So many needs!
Life has a way of not turning out like you think it will. So, enjoy.
"Two Sisters, One Thinner, One Better Dressed"
Beth Ann Fennelly
I missed being on my little vacation again. It was cool to realize that a local place stocks some bottles from the winery I liked visiting in Paso Robles, too. So I knew I liked their wines, and it's not just because I'm into stories and fables and such!
Bro you know stuff that seems weird now...
Might seem a lot more normal in the future.
I did meet a guy who once told me he had a lot basically reincarnation of his own alcoholic grandfather memories. He didn't really dwell on it that much, and he didn't want to be like his grandfather, but he had memories like that.
Walking around in Aldi and thinking some thoughts
You know, the way that Lucy died is really different from the way that somebody in hospice dies and I'm getting a lot of information about all of the details about what that's like and what I feel is that Lucy chose to die in a particular way and it suited the way that she wanted to die and she's happy about it. I understand that other people aren't happy about it. I understand that if I was able, because I'm a little bit more, you know, distant or whatever, but I still cared, if I was able to accept her method of death more quickly than others, that maybe others don't necessarily feel super grateful or appreciative about it, but nevertheless...
I will share some more thoughts on this later.
Not buying this today.
Someone else found this hilarious today and I didn't even think it was all that funny.
"Airport ugly pants exchange"
https://www.reddit.com/r/LoveTrash/s/Y684P5wAxD
It's fine. Overworked people need to have some humor in their lives. But to me, it looks like they're just allowing themselves to be ridiculous. Maybe even because some of the outfits make them look more feminine. I guess it's a step on their journey of not taking masculinity so seriously.
Also expecting all women to survive The Patriarchy in the same way is ridiculous, like expecting them to all wear the same bra size. It's impossible. It's not happening.
Putting the damper on...🎶
I feel like some people are amping up their self-absorption as a reaction to fascism and it makes whatever their version of success is look very not accessible or obtainable or even appealing. And it kind of puts a damper on things.
The patriarchy thinks boys are very special. Just ask any patriarchical mom or dad.
"A little girl singing shows how women are socialized"
whathereallymeanss
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dc6iq6XBIv6/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
There's a thought.
Somebody has had to give birth to the Donald Trumps and Jeffrey Epsteins of the world.
I like my iced hojicha pumpkin spice drink!
"And if you think I'm gonna be quiet about it, I'm not."
A woman in the corner of the coffee shop is talking about her bad SA experiences and how it was a living hell to go through when she was younger. She was barely thirteen and the guy was "well over" eighteen. Blood was on her skirt. She's on the phone. Declaring her intentions to tell the truth.
"Rosie O'Donnell brings Epstein survivors together"
https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/s/IVv905nNPh
It's a rainy Sunday!
This is not for me at the moment. I don't want to go to jail. But it's admirable.
"7 Vermont clergy arrested while protesting ICE targeting center"
https://www.ncronline.org/news/7-vermont-clergy-arrested-while-protesting-ice-targeting-center
You live in a society filled with immature adults who still need to grow up.
"'Then why does he hurt me?' is haunting my every second of every day."
Sierrandipity
Like, what did they ever do to Jeffrey Epstein.
To make him the way he was? And not just him! Oh no, it wasn't just him, was it?
"September 5, 2026 - inspired by the dark side"
emilythinksaloud
https://www.instagram.com/p/Dc6DvawkWJO/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Anyways, just because some people were taught to betray girls and women from their earliest days of childhood, that doesn't mean...
"September 5, 2026 - inspired by the dark side"
emilythinksaloud
https://www.instagram.com/p/Dc6DvawkWJO/?stkn=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

















































