X: So I bought this expensive watermelon at the specialty grocery store and I just cut it open and I'm glad that I put the cutting board on top of a cookie sheet because the juice filled up most of the cookie sheet. And then I opened it up and it's too watery, so I can't really eat it. So either I have to throw it away, or maybe I can make watermelon juice out of it, but it's got a lot of seeds. So if I do that, I have to pick all the seeds out of it!
Y: Hold on. I found the perfect song for your situation.
Weird Al Yankovic - "First World Problems (Official Video)"
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