I mean, yes it's true that nobody is kidnapping me at the moment, so maybe I should just change 🌧️.

Sure, some of your former students have probably been kidnapped and put into detention centers. But you don't even hang out with them anymore. So what's the big deal, right?

There's lots of rain falling outside. Just think about water. Don't think about the kidnappers. Think about the cool, nice, refreshing water droplets.