Thursday, February 16, 2023

O, Jolly Paragraph of Hollywoodesque Gems...

"...exclusively employed 10-year-olds with blond hair and blue eyes from affluent suburbs around Boston, Milwaukee, and the greater Chicagoland area. 'When you buy one of our diamonds, you should feel proud and guilt-free knowing that the types of kids we send into mines have names like Harper, Ashlynn, and Murray. Yes, our child slaves are underage, criminally underpaid, and oftentimes abused or killed, but they are of European descent. And that only makes the diamonds more beautiful!'”

"Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine"

https://www.theonion.com/ethical-diamond-company-only-uses-white-children-to-min-1850073267

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