Feminism is really gonna help the guys with so many things, too.

"Conan Remembers the Time Billy Corgan Saved Him from Being Bullied by Marilyn Manson"

https://exclaim.ca/comedy/article/conan_remembers_the_time_billy_corgan_saved_him_from_being_bullied_by_marilyn_manson

Like, if they meet again in the next life, and someone messes with C, B will definitely help him out.

"One Ticked-Off Comic, Venting to the Faithful" 

‘Conan O’Brien Can’t Stop’ - Review - The New York Times (nytimes.com)

If C's having a different kind of crisis, such as getting anemic from too much bleeding, B's not going to just ditch him to go jam with some chauvinistic pals while C calls out for help to a higher power, or from the witchy women with the healing herbs, or the people who own a car that can take him to a hospital.