What can one do

A child gets in your face about "Sir Meows A Lot."

https://www.goodtherapy.org/blog/animal-assisted-therapy-stuffed-animals-1101121/

Have any of them ever felt like evolving.

https://www.recoveryranch.com/articles/inner-child-therapy-recovery-stuffed-animals-help-heal-childhood-trauma/

Nooooo, too much of a man. Just use a pillow at night when no one sees you.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/evgkqw/how-old-is-too-old-to-sleep-with-a-stuffed-animal