Bless you too sister

Thanks for teaching us how to be great with women, Dad! Our daughters are all gonna become nuns now.

Go live in a treehouse

I am sure all that insecurity will just burn a bevy of crucifix shaped holes right through the paid mortgages of future single mothers.

I am starting to think "playboy" is just a way for dudes to gussy up a certain self-absorbed lifestyle to make it sound better than it really is.

RIP Ben Franklin

Diet Murder Mystery

The Girl Who Ate A Burger, Got Weighed At The Doctor, Vowed To Eat Beans And Salad For The Rest Of Her Life And Then Got On The Computer To Search For An Attractive Graphic About Insulin???

OR MAYBE POTASSIUM

Wow, this guy says lean protein is worse for spiking insulin.

BREAD

go to

a cabin
https://xkcd.com/58/

in the woods
https://xkcd.com/71/

write
https://xkcd.com/2043/

something
https://xkcd.com/1635/

ok
https://xkcd.com/1645/

Katskyllz

I am going to reread this sometime.
https://www.fatherly.com/play/my-side-of-the-mountain-book-really-holds-up/

this could be humorous

STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS
https://people.com/movies/last-word-trailer-amanda-seyfried-shirley-maclaine/
it's hard to make a not-too-cutesy movie trailer though

oh Terms of Endearment...
https://www.elle.com/culture/movies-tv/reviews/a43485/shirley-maclaine-the-last-word/

"Aurora"
https://www.wmagazine.com/story/jeff-bridges-reenacts-shirley-maclaines-iconic-terms-of-endearment-performance-33-years-later

&

AURORA BOREALIS

Green Tara
https://pixels.com/featured/green-tara-creating-the-aurora-borealis-laura-iverson.html

They almost look funny in pictures sometimes

like people
https://www.autotalk.com/daimler-trucks-arranges-for-return-to-the-iranian-market-31850/

on a sitcom
http://wrestlecrap.com/inductions/mamas-family/

I will admit

cars like this
https://www.proxibid.com/1974-GMC-Sierra-Grande-2500-Camper-Special-Pickup-Truck-Vin-TCZ244F717830/lotInformation/43915422
are kind of special

cautiously

~~^~^~~

When I go, I should be cremated and they can throw my ashes in some big ocean waves.

I won't have an inner ear, so I won't be seasick.

I will just be part of the ocean.

That's one option.

I mean, the funnest song

is still "Les Poissons"

http://disney-sheet-music.com/7-most-popular-little-mermaid-songs/

it's got the Can-can

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/the-history-of-the-cancan/

The things some people go to jail for

Marsha Colbey
https://medium.com/love-in-what-remains/the-luxury-of-grief-48f846507cd5

Sigh

I'm pretty sure it harms girls when they are trained to cede everything to Jesus and the Heavenly Father and I am not sure it is all that great for boys either.

http://www.yessaid.com/lyrics/2002scarletswalk/17virginia.html

&

http://www.yessaid.com/lyrics/1996boysforpele/07caughtalitesneeze.html

notcake

carrots

https://mobile.twitter.com/swatpaz/status/1028590925784735745
+
https://mobile.twitter.com/swatpaz/status/1023527771895681024
+
https://mobile.twitter.com/swatpaz/status/1018428070733238273
+
https://mobile.twitter.com/swatpaz/status/1002118939994927104
+
https://mobile.twitter.com/swatpaz/status/969146282798403584

ooooh

look who got to study ballet

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/9ectyl/nick_offerman_on_being_manly/

alien or ghost

52 days

until

cheap
Halloween 

costume

idea

s

$2

mask

Not just the physical kind

1) https://www.thestatesman.com/opinion/rishi-and-the-yogii-1502674889.html
YOGA
2) https://www.thestatesman.com/opinion/rishi-and-the-yogiii-1502675288.html
FOR DICKS
3) https://thewire.in/books/henry-david-thoreau-walden-american-yogi

"& then a sensible dinner"

cuanto cuesta

https://www.healthista.com/lost-two-stone-fasting-mimicking-diet-prolon/

So silly

The government

My body. I am gonna die. In a gutter. Poor .
Stop that. Think positive. Use your castor oil.

Ovary Monster

Meh
https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/9e8xs4/the_hero_she_needs/

Lower left quadrant Pacman

Mooorrr

https://www.frugalwoods.com/2018/09/07/how-a-diagnosis-of-postpartum-depression-changed-my-life/

da wha...

dude interviews dude
dude interviews dude
dude interviews dude
dude interviews dude
dude interviews dude
dude interviews dude
dude interviews dude
dude interviews dude
dude interviews dude
WELCOME TO WIFE WORLD

And use the internet

To find the parts of history they didn't deem important enough...

And get an equally fun(ded) education

Cyndi Lauper ~ Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Inspiring

Chapter 10!
https://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/19/books/review/just-mercy-by-bryan-stevenson.html

Witche

Bourbon

https://www.forbes.com/sites/joemicallef/2018/05/17/is-it-whisky-or-whiskey-and-why-it-matters/

And

On chapter 6.

You are going to get your heart broken if you read this book.

Chapter 8.

The good quote (s!)

It seems the feeling of Pacman chomping at either ovary or colon has somewhat dissipated.

"...the opposite of poverty is not wealth ; the opposite of poverty is justice"

~ B. Stevenson, pg. 18

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/20342617-just-mercy

"...and finally 'Now, he's reeeeaaaalll interesting'"

pg 103

Counted the vowels carefully.

Omg #7

So messy
https://www.boredpanda.com/funny-idiot-cats/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

well this is interesting

What do the old white people think

https://www.wsj.com/articles/marijuana-research-applications-go-nowhere-at-justice-department-1536404401

about everything

https://www.businessinsider.com/racist-origins-marijuana-prohibition-legalization-2018-2

breakfast notsosingular

After reading about PLUTO

https://phys.org/news/2018-09-pluto-reclassified-planet.html

S.S. ~ Pluto , S.S ~ Saturn , T.A. ~ Zero Point

SING~ular...

Pretending to be on a roadtrip of one-word song titles while cleaning up the kitchen (sigh...)

Strange
+
Mountain
+
Pancake
+
Tombigbee

soooo talented!

yesterday...

someone recommended i try a floating tank

just a weird stack of information i have no idea

A song with an intriguing album cover (?)
Still Corners ~ The Trip
A man with a somewhat entertaining name
I let the ad run and so was informed of this person's existence:
Mr. Icahn: https://twitter.com/carl_c_icahn?lang=en

who...made...the...album...art...

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/603623156282026369/?lp=true

maybe???

https://www.jealousgallery.com/artists/joe-webb

http://www.joewebbart.com/

Oh wow is that teal, no

probably royal blue...
https://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/19/automobiles/a-mustang-option-matching-nail-polish.html

What if for your nephew's birthday, you just get some cool nail art...
http://m.nailartgallery.nailsmag.com/photo/263730/my-cars

or
https://www.coloribus.com/adsarchive/tv-commercials/kia-picanto-picanto-nail-art-animation-17814455/

and
https://www.zazzle.com/vintage_amish_nails_minx_nail_art-256364210418859170

anyway
https://www.vampyvarnish.com/2014/07/opi-ford-mustang-collection-swatches-review/

M~~~~~~~~~

Maybe if I MEDITATE

It's really high

I think I have about a 10% understanding of what's going on.

Hallo Bäume

Omg bad plants everywhere in America

"booze and tobacco" https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/blunt-talk-the-racist-origins-of-pot-prohibition-122212/

Die Sonne

Old earthbeliefs

Thinking you could meet again ones who left because something about them loved the earth enough to come back...

Sense of humor about life on earth...something I want to get better at

So whenever I am driving on Earth, I want to remember that I am on the land and these mountains, etc. were here long before the roads and the cars, and I want to really feel the Earth as a presence. And then secondly, I want to notice the cars and roads and power lines, etc. And I want to feel the differences, and the shifts, and something like a sense of humor about those things...

Laughing at powerlines. That's something I want to get better at in this life.

wow, shalom

shalom

"What goes up..."

Spinning Wheel song interfering with sleep.

Quite the array of reactions to that scenario...

Why yes I would

watch a weird movie if I didn't have to go to sleep.

Wired a certain way

This guy's life is nothing like mine, but I read about him because there's a shared love of a certain kind of music...

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-sports/mick-foley-family-man-hardcore-legend-and-reality-show-star-251997/

Oh I forgot...he likes swimming and yoga...hmmm.


"By being an outspoken advocate for women’s wrestling, I’ve probably hurt my daughter’s chances." ~ M.F.

That's alright. ;-)

Izza life.

Sometimes when I listen to some dudes talk to each other it's like eventually my mind glazes over itself and I think women are dying all around the world of crazy medical stuff that most dudes are just not programmed to care about unless the circumstances in their lives are quite extraordinary and that is when I turn off my computer.

hug a tree afterall

It's not that I don't appreciate the smart humans, but sometimes I wish some of them would say "I embrace nature" more and then DO IT.



How trees talk to each other | Suzanne Simard

PancakesPancakesOPancakes

I can be disturbed...

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/ct-ent-othea-loggan-0831-story.html

Yet still enjoy them sometime...

CurmudgeonSchmurmudgeon

I just want a friendly moment of honesty to admit how uncharitable I feel sometimes.

Good violin

I had to break a glass and sweep up a lot of shards and think about multiple incarnations and etc.

Tom Misch - Man Like You

V

https://local.theonion.com/local-goose-finally-lands-spot-at-tip-of-v-1822767606

+

https://local.theonion.com/free-toothpick-transforms-schlubby-restaurant-goer-into-1828746906

See again

Pray .
On earth.
I need water.
Too thirsty again.
It's almost like crying.
I know people need a lot of healing .
The trauma of the world can exhaust me.
I want/need people to get help.
The realest help they can get.
They deserve the best.
I would pray.
I will pray.
I do pray.
Pray.

caring =

please make good karma for yourself you can do it

Peace

שָׁלוֹם
shalom

"Location"

I didn't realize there was so much about Chicago in this article...

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2014/06/the-case-for-reparations/361631/

This quote could change a life

"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."
~ Abraham Maslow
http://mathildavandyk.com/quotes.html

some adults desperately need pets

for the unconditional love and unashamed dedication to mealtimes

the purrs when the water is mixed into the wetfood

maybe tonight I can go shopping and

coo
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/08/dining/rachael-ray-cooking.html

king
https://wordmusing.wordpress.com/2014/03/29/one-for-old-snaggle-tooth/

u know

I

https://genius.com/Mitch-leigh-man-of-la-mancha-i-don-quixote-lyrics

C

https://www.allmusicals.com/lyrics/manoflamancha/itsallthesame.htm

SOMe

https://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/manoflamanchadonquixote/toeachhisdulcineatoeverymanhisdream.htm

SING

https://www.vagalume.com.br/man-of-la-mancha/im-only-thinking-of-him.html

Or be like this guy

Ah....
http://www.escapingabroad.com/blog/toketee-falls-umpqua-hot-springs/

Ppl were SO happy

Sometimes I just wish I could kick back in an easy chair with a tumblr of whisky and ice cubes and survey my life and say "Ah..." like self-made, self-satisfied version of old Ben...

The cat just threw up for me.

It was the 2018s

People were happy.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/9d35es/did_i_just_meet_my_wife/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_list

TY4notsleeping

"Harry Potter happened."
~T.A.

http://www.vulture.com/2017/11/tori-amos-native-invader.html

*****

"Hermione Granger and the Quarter Life Crisis"
~ E. Yisreal

http://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-ol-patt-morrison-eliyannah-amirah-yisrael-20180905-htmlstory.html#

Run~through

Mentally walking into a church and lighting candles.
I might become one of those people.
For adult survivors of childhood abuse.
For M.

I have an interest in these things...

It would be interesting to study them, too.
http://www.touchforhealtharchive.com/Journals/2009/2009VanDyk.pdf

→

I would go here for integrated healing if I lived in Massachusetts.

I bet yoga is good for the brain and heart

If only some people had more yoga in their lives.

I am going to do it

Sign up for yoga.

Ocean and sand

I want to be at the beach again.

God...of...Fashion...

DON'T YOU LOVE

http://hashtaglegend.com/post/chiara-ferragni-ceo-and-president-blonde-salad

A GOOD PATTERN

https://thenewinquiry.com/blog/deerly-held-beliefs-feminist-biology-and-white-tailed-deer-population-control/

were they

on labor day

https://www.theonion.com/nation-baffled-by-childless-woman-who-doesn-t-even-have-1828778292

...................

https://local.theonion.com/trail-of-ants-better-be-leading-toward-something-delici-1828778468

---------

I have a personality in me that insists on being real and boring and plain and it might be a control thing.

shoudawoudacouda

gone to a park

https://www.mudpuddlestometeors.com/nature-quotes-2/

for fun

~~~

I'm going to make tea and do stuff

I need to complete some tasks.

I really sort of h...h....h...have forgiven myself for watching even a portion of this, but should some guy like this get a role in a movie? He goes on and on and on...the vitriol...about the cats...and the apartments...WOW.

And my cat is coughing up a hairball right on cue. Good cat.

armchair psychology

there's something about this film

6ft. in 7min. - Short Film 

by Rafael Del Toro

and spinning wool... and growing garlic...

jelly

D

http://jolenejang.com/do-you-remember-the-high-fivin-white-guys/

O

https://constitutioncenter.org/blog/benjamin-franklins-last-days-funeral-and-a-u-s-senate-slight

N

https://www.spin.com/2012/12/miley-cyrus-jolene-dolly-parton-cover-jack-white/

U

https://aeon.co/videos/a-happy-life-is-built-on-pleasures-such-as-sex-and-food-but-also-company-and-variety

T

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/02/10-awesome-renditions-of-dolly-partons-jolene.html

S

It's also a loud neighbor night

Are they on my patio.
Holiday weekend.

It might be a horrible time of night to eat it, but

in a desperate emergency (can't figure out how to get your characters to talk to you ever again?) this is a reasonably entertaining midnight snack...

When He's Married to Mom...

The Beatles: Oh! Darling

Mothers: An Essay on Love...

The bottom bread slice should balance out the suspicious contents of the top slice and the filling in the middle may not look like much but it is still very nutritional.

Another literary influence

At certain times and in particular situations, I feel a peculiar recalcitrance come over me which in part I blame on the deceased humanitarian, Mr. Amory, possibly due to this quote:

"It suddenly dawned on me one day, when I was reading in the paper about a woman wrestler, that being a curmudgeon was the last thing in the world that a man can be that a woman cannot be. Women can be irritating -- after all, they are women -- but they cannot be curmudgeons"
~  http://notable-quotes.com/a/amory_cleveland.html

As a kid, my parents let me read anything. I believe this was the book.

https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1337142.The_Cat_and_the_Curmudgeon

I also seem to recall that he tried to hold hands with a type of woman he called a "California girl" and she made a fist and he concluded that "California girls" are "very strange."

http://articles.latimes.com/1990-11-13/news/vw-4307_1_polar-bear

Some ppl have a relationship with a beverage

Get up. Go to immaculate kitchen. Make coffee. Wear suit.

With occasional E moments...

Or maybe even STJ ones...

Still probably most like...
INFP

Oh good. Please advise.
INFP SUCCESS TIPS

Might do more yoga

As in, actually do it again.

I think I heard these two guys talking about yoga on the radio the other day.

https://agapelive.com/pages/michael-bernard-beckwith
&
http://philipgoldberg.com/about-philip-goldberg/

probably here...not sure exactly where...
http://www.kpfk.org/on-air/sound-of-transformation/

It is to be

very

https://www.risingupwithsonali.com/squeezed-why-our-families-cant-afford-america/

frustrated

https://www.ttbook.org/show/whats-wrong-work

sometimes

https://twitter.com/eunjikim210/status/1034762986861281280

Ancient psychology

A person: needing copious amounts of attention and getting it no matter what

https://tifwe.org/five-lessons-for-our-lives-from-the-parable-of-the-talents/

You, not needing those things: wow that is quite a talent

https://www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/biblical-topics/bible-interpretation/what-does-the-parable-of-the-talents-mean/

Ver cosas rojos

m something m

middle seat memphis

La la la

"Higher levels of spirituality are strongly related with higher life satisfaction across a range of measures." \

~ https://www.prri.org/research/religiosity-and-spirituality-in-america/

Not being glib. Just the phrase "la la la" lightens the mood for me.

https://kinginstitute.stanford.edu/king-papers/documents/loving-your-enemies-sermon-delivered-dexter-avenue-baptist-church

Maybe I'm almost a Sunday something.

Sustenance and spirit

I understand that I am in one of those bodies that is sensitive to chemicals and sugar, and etc. etc. So I am learning from being in that situation. However, it seems to me that sometimes strict adherence to "healthy" is not what the situation calls for... For example, if you're sitting with someone who is not long for this world, is it not more important for both of you just enjoy what is before you, even if it's laden with sugar or fat or MSG?

heh

I got a good idea while cutting green beans. There are those who have more talents with emotional intelligence than we realize because certain environments and professions are not geared towards the ultimate expression of that talent and then it gets strangled; therefore, the conflicts occur... maybe humanity needs the emotional intelligence even more than it needs material innovations

The wind threw a missile

Modern park life

That slow walk across the park where you have a buzzing machine trailing, and you stop under a tree, and so does the machine.

If a girl stares at your drone, you do not need to fly it closer.

I think I am going to study drone anatomy.

And possibly print out an article about drone etiquette and keep a copy in the glove compartment.

This is pleasant

I think it smells like a new apartment.

https://www.shopwildergoods.com/apothocary/fat-and-the-moon-sage-and-rose-face-mist

Skipped swimming

"I'll figure it out."
https://genius.com/Suicidal-tendencies-institutionalized-lyrics

Might get pancakes.

"I'm just working on myself."

Well, I admire them

Those people who are brave


T. A. ~ Sister Janet

with their youtube channels


T.A. ~ Upside Down

and etcetra

These could be inaccurate...

I feel like maybe there was a scene on Benson in which a bathroom is not available for some reason and B. torments Clayton by talking about the sound of rushing water until C. flees???

MAYBE?

"A veteran is hired to retile the bathroom, but happens to disappear. Benson now has to investigate what happened."

~ http://www.tv.com/shows/benson/parade-rest-31721/

And maybe there was one in All Creatures Great and Small where Tristan runs from the breakfast table because they are talking about some gross topic and he's so nauseated.

Well that's not the scene.

"Tristan is charged with examining a consignment of sheep bound for Russia..."

~ https://www.radiotimes.com/tv-programme/e/csy4j/all-creatures-great-and-small--s4-e2-barks-and-bites/

It is very hard to confirm these memories.

These shows are not popular enough.

serious song inspiration

There was bird doo on the patio in front of the door and it made me so sad I looked up instructions about cleaning conditions and brass bristle brushes and power washing hoses and we don't have a hose so then I just grabbed a few Clorox wipes and got down there and scrubbed and waddaya know it worked woohoo!

THIS IS CREATIVE

all ages
https://mommymoment.ca/2016/06/paint-chip-chore-chart.html

especially the kitchen one

Those were the days

Remember when it was easy to just change apartments?

https://www.earnest.com/blog/how-much-does-it-cost-to-rent-in-your-city-or-state/

Time to move to Toledo.

https://realestate.usnews.com/places/ohio/toledo

Maybe not.

https://twitter.com/spensergirlFLA/status/1034235737665884160

change I guess

when you wake up early and destroy A HEALTHY NUMBER OF INSECTS

most roach-infested apartment I have ever had the misfortune to live in

it's like they seem to disappear and then they are back

I thought the ants had replaced them