"Aren't you gonna at least congratulate yourself on being not homeless and still breathing."

And also there's food in the fridge, and you're not in cult, and you still have literacy at your fingertips!

"Middle Age Character Fashion on TV in 2022 from Only Murders to Hacks to Abbott Elementary"

https://www.townandcountrymag.com/leisure/arts-and-culture/g42286472/middle-age-characters-costumes-tv-2022/