Watch comedy; read about not-the-normal outcome

"'What's Gonna Happen to Chris' by Garfunkel and Oates" - YouTube

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yVIG8Ar-teE&feature=youtu.be

"Ex-University of Michigan prof Stephen Shipp groomed girls for years"

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2022/04/16/sex-booze-lies-ex-university-michigan-prof-groomed-girls-years/7324027001/