The ones who survive will all be chicks...

"Full text of 'In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks... And Other Complaints from an Angry Middle-Aged White Guy'"

https://archive.org/stream/AdamCarollaInFiftyYearsWellAllBeChicks2010/Adam%20Carolla%20-%20In%20Fifty%20Years%20We%27ll%20All%20Be%20Chicks%20-%202010_djvu.txt

"Megyn Kelly Forced to Compliment Kimmel Against Her Will"

https://www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/megyn-kelly-forced-to-compliment-kimmel-against-her-will/

"Please enjoy this EPIC opening..."

epicplayersla

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DZK-Q5cO29o/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

Lol, bass clarinet!