Sunday, August 21, 2016

Sigh

Why did you click on Its Important To Stay Skinny...

I certainly hope neither of them ever gets a serious health problem, at least not one that would jeopardize skinniness and marathons. I also hope they stay far away from anything that might contribute to hormone imbalances, and therefore to FAT.

"Marshall, I am sorry you were dx'd with (insert name of disappointing disease here). I must file those papers now. I am leaving you for my personal trainer. The skinny one..."

"Did you know your grandmother was sizest?" "Oh well. It was very common back then. It was a different time..."

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