Friday, November 27, 2015

Unconventional

Guys, do you want to be friends with someone of the opposite sex? Are you tired of boring, vanilla-flavored friendship origin stories? Well, why not pick a quirky person and just follow her around for weeks as you complete work on your special soap box collection. Or maybe it could be a guy, I don't know. Whoever they are, just keep trying to talk to them so much they zone out and get actually amnesiac anytime you come near them.

It will work great for you! Promise.

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