There was...a baby...mood

"Kansas Rep. Aaron Coleman arrested on domestic battery charge" | The Kansas City Star

https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/crime/article255430841.html

Or maybe better...

https://twitter.com/MoiraDonegan/status/1454938478039416839?s=20

"There was a boy..."

"Moulin Rouge - Beginning" - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wei3ydjvGe0