Friday, October 26, 2018

Because they can grow flowers

He "gave up watching the world series" (irl) for you...
side eye
when did you get offered seats
uh, last night...

It's been like 10 minutes and there's already been ten spits
The sunflower seed spits are the best

What about umpires
Is there any fiction about umpires
Have you seen Naked Gun...

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