Friday, March 13, 2015

Have you really lived

until you've felt snake-like fizzing shooting deep into your ear canal like something in an X-files episode and gotten very dizzy and had to lie back and get poked and prodded at times painfully with a pointy instrument, and then finally emerged with clearer hearing? Don't use Q-tips.

I love my health insurance.

I wish everyone had health insurance.

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