"Lo and behold you're someone's wife and you belong to him" (!)

SCREEECH! O Lord. The Bible is BACK.

"The sound of music - Sixteen going on seventeen reprise"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZYf_TaNUOvk&si=-H47eZXZ4Hk8cVkr

Completely normal!

No big deal.

Back to my Tradwifely duties.