Pssst, didja hear about the RVUs?

You know what? When I was a kid, I remember when most people did not come out as gay in a school setting. And if anyone suspected you were, you were going to be the target of much teasing and bullying. So people just stayed in the closet. But then in the '90s things started to change. As a young adult, I went back to high school and the teachers was saying, things are getting weird. Kids are starting to actually come out and say they're gay now! Well one of these days people are going to be like, yeah my significant other said I could run off and have a love child with a crazy artist if I wanted to, so you know we hit that stage in our evolution. Because one of us is a lot more straight than the other. And the dynamic is weird. Like for example, don't you think it would be romantic if you were a more bisexual person who knew that another bisexual person could still find you appealing if you were in either a man's or a woman's body? Isn't that a romantic idea? What about feminine energy in all the kinds of bodies? Why does it always have to be limited in the female biological body? Also this RVUs thing is going to never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever be okay!