Bus conversations so old

1) REALLY, REALLY OLD...LIKE, BEFORE EVERYONE HAD INTERNET AND CELL PHONES
Ella: Why don't you do your art homework? You know, they said in class that Muhammed is against art in the Koran. El: I don't feel like it. Yes, and he was right! Ella: Oh come on, you don't believe that! You should do your homework!
(Who can beat that with a stick?)
2) EVEN OLDER - Ella: So are you going back to your country someday? El: Yes, of course. Ella: I want you to remember my name. El: Why? Ella: So then if you are somewhere in the world you can find me. But the way that my name is spelled is really weird, so this is how you spell it...will you remember it? El: Okay. Ella: I want you to spell it...