"Alabama pizza boxes"
"Trump one’s exclaiming 'Make pizza great again!' while Trump two’s behind bars and wearing an orange prison suit. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris is a She-Grinch saying 'How dare we say Merry Christmas' as a beer-clutching Kid Rock waves an American flag. On the boxes’ interior, Elon Musk, Dana White, Oprah Winfrey and George Clooney cheer as Trump and Harris prepare to grapple inside a mixed martial arts octagon."
~ Matt Wake
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