It seems like this could be fun

Albeit hundreds of miles away...

"Melodrama-Rama: Local Feelings" - Tasteful Rude

https://tastefulrude.com/melodrama-rama-local-feelings/

Really.

ReallyReallyReallyReallyReally!!!!!

Then read...

"An Open Letter Not to Seattle" - Tasteful Rude
https://tastefulrude.com/an-open-letter-not-to-seattle/

Then also remembered to reread...

"I Know You Want It"- Tasteful Rude
https://tastefulrude.com/i-know-you-want-it/