Walking like...

an E. Gibbons sketch 

https://madlyodd.com/carol-burnett-kitchen-parody-sketch/

Reading is magical...

Stalking the Wild... In Unseen City 

https://wildfoodadventures.com/about/john-kallas/wild-food-adventurer/wfa-by-volumeyear/euell-gibbons/

Stalking the Wild... In Blue Highways

"Ever lick a river?"