Monday, March 04, 2019

O imaginary headlines

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry

Misogynst manipulator forgiven everything because she was once a cute Caucasian baby

Woman fully supports man whenever he is a dick to people because holy shit his sales are so phenomenal and it's clearly more convenient that way

Let's blatantly ignore the plight of the "different" ones -- again

Stalker who wins prizes better than stalker who didn't win anything

Confession: I am nothing like Harvey Weinstein

Do you hope we don't kill the earth with global warming? Me too!

If your goal is to ignore environmentally-induced health problems, you may be succeeding beyond those wildest dreams which you probably have never even imagined

Think positive: everyday you are growing as a person and dehumanizing others just a little bit less

Fuck cars???

Man who suffers twinges of guilt tells himself "Stop it...that's Imposter Syndrome again" and gets the instant emotional relief he was craving

Artist a nervous wreck upon realizing there can never be enough acolytes to fill the hole of need

Man who doesn't worry that much about his children's futures still an overall honorable and decent fellow (what can ya do, right?)

Control freaks!

Your brother really is stupid sometimes; you weren't lying about that

Study shows that women who made careers out of oppressing people occasionally tap into their inner sadists to give themselves that extra boost

Trump/Pence mug owners still desperate to suppress those unruly charitable impulses after all these years

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