Conversations with Heavenly Father

Quasi-inspired by Christine. Except she probably would have chosen a Sybil.

http://sibylesque.com/2014/07/15/notable-women-christine-de-pizan/

Earthly Daughter:
Oh, heavenly father, you know how in this life, I am not a man but a woman and I deal with certain things. Well, I found a brother I wanted to know better, but he took it as an opportunity to show off how important his sex life was to him. You know, just like scads of others did in the past.

Heavenly Father:
Ah, well. That is a pity. Did you take the opportunity to recite I, Being born a Woman...?

Earthly Daughter:
Not a bad idea! I never did that before either, did I?

Heavenly Father:
Ho ho ho! Poetry for the Chicken Soup Lover's Soul.