ahhh! a snark fairy

has to visit and distract a person from work she's supposed to do
so, you know those retro pictures with the snarky cut out words, like this one



(and i believe that when there is one word hanging at the end of the line like that, it would be either a widow or an orphan; i cannot recall which one it is) there should be one with a little girl with caption that says something like
"when i grow up i want to be a good army wife!"
that would be funny
for those certain moments