Did you see that New York Times article about the turtles? I mean, tortoises?

 "On the island of Golem..."

BurbNBougie: The Feral Feminist

http://youtube.com/post/UgkxJe3sW43FhCVfYaE9EIwANBRZdveENmTq?si=FF0bIiY6KdrmkIhD

Quotable:

"That can't be very good for the future of turtledom."

I should have said tortoises.