"It has come to my attention that you are more talented than my cat at certain things. For example, producing human offspring. She is not talented at that, being that she is a cat who has been spayed.
So anyways, I think that might be my favorite thing about you."
Pauses.
Looks up etymology of the word "parable" instead of another article about JD Vance's hatred of cat ladies.
"Parable - Etymology, Origin & Meaning"
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