JUICY JUICE

If you are a fitness freak with knowledge and want to share it with a friend...it's so important to share knowledge, but do try to do it in a way that doesn't make your friend remember that time she went out with a guy who wanted her to look like Ms. Fitness "because I think it will make you feel really good about yourself" but that's ultimately not a fun memory even if they did get to exercise at a health club where supposedly Kenneth Starr liked to work out...that was a nice health club, really, the pool, the showers, the treadmills, the expensive juice bar...anyways...maybe that wasn't true, who knows? Did I ever see Kenneth Starr there? I don't think so. I want a juice now though.