Monday, April 22, 2019

I know why.

I got a cold because it was my body's way of purging all the smoke I inhaled while working as a restaurant hostess when the economy was bad before the no smoking rules had been implemented and now this is my alternate restaurant reality where I get to continue the purge by telling businessmen (?) types that they should consume more good, wholesome New Age philosophy instead of expecting the cutest cocktail servers to fill the voids in their spiritually impotent existences.

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