I'm so sorry I couldn't make your
reading. I meant to go, but got tied up at home in my newly remodeled
shower with it's shiny massage wand from BB & B. I was just gonna
relax in my homemade steambath, but found myself succumbing to a
fantasy blond triage composed of Iggy, Joni, and Gwyneth. Probably it
was all those herbs. I must have used something noxious. Just when
things were getting a little crazy, Beyonce and what's-his-face ran
in and ate Anna Mae's cake. Oh god. It was all so wrong. But really
good, too. It just sort of happened. Please know that I have every
intention of showing up to your next event. I didn't mean for it to
turn out that way. I will probably even buy two copies, to atone for
my unseemly behavior.
Signed,
Your fan forever
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