Wednesday, February 03, 2016

Brrrring

XY: I am not going to the store to buy you more oysters. You are going to have to do it yourself. I do this for your own good so you will go out and be a human being again.

XX: Don't worry about me. I'll be the customer with a little plastic baggie and tissues swigging water and sucking on cough drops, praying nothing embarrassing happens in the checkout line.

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There are still some plain oysters in the fridge. They are quite unappealing. But I can toss them in a soup or drench them in soy sauce or something. So the-ere...

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