Certificates in "Undereducated About Gender Inequality, Self-imposed Sexism, and Internalized Misogyny" have been awarded to Cash Heave and Coin Hiccup in lieu of the "Asheville is Full of Trust Fund Hippies" Award. Special achievements include exceptional narcissism and expecting compliments for extraordinarily self-serving behavior. Proud beneficiaries of willful cluelessness also have the honor of earning "The Brass Teapot" Award. (In this case, that would indicate reaping financial rewards in ways eerily reminiscent of the movie
The Brass Teapot.)
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