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"What I learned from the internet is that nothing upsets my male colleagues more than the pernicious sexual harassment that has been happening right under their noses for years. “What kind of world are we living in?” they wail, “And what can I do about it?”

~ https://hopejahrensurecanwrite.com/2013/10/23/3-ways-to-be-an-ally/

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"1.  Calm the F*ck Down.  If you walk up to me and say, 'OH YOU CUT YOUR HAIR,' I’m not going to have you up on Judge Judy within 48 hours.  The sorry pathetic reality is that you can say a lot of stupid shit and not get in any real trouble..."

~ https://hopejahrensurecanwrite.com/2013/10/23/3-ways-to-be-an-ally/ 

"2.  Step the F*ck Up.  I read some study (or I made it up) about how when a child has one abusive parent and one non-abusive parent, it is the non-abusive parent that is perceived as more hurtful.  The abusive one doesn’t let you down, you know what to expect from them.  It’s when the non-abusive one doesn’t and doesn’t and doesn’t step up that you really start to question your worth.  I’ve painted myself into an unfortunate rhetorical corner where women are metaphoric children and men are metaphoric parents, but let’s soldier on for the sake of argument.  Dear Mr. Ally, you are hurting me when you stand by and say nothing..."

https://hopejahrensurecanwrite.com/2013/10/23/3-ways-to-be-an-ally/ 

HOW GOT THERE:

https://hopejahrensurecanwrite.com/2014/07/01/six-things-you-can-do-when-people-say-stupid-sexist-shit-to-you/