Wednesday, November 06, 2019

The human who woke at 4 a.m.

And said, after getting a glass of water and some frozen pieces of peeled ginger and slathering on castor oil then layering an old undershirt under a heating pad and clutching it all while dragging a wastebasket next to the bed and making a mental note to BUY MORE IBUPROFEN and using the cell phone to call for more ginger and a magnesium glycinate pill...these monstrous cramps should be illegal.

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