Alternative snack

Well I f'ed up my oatmeal bars and had to toss them. I should have just eaten all the filling raw. Damn. http://www.politico.com/story/2017/01/john-mccain-trump-no-torture-234156 I used up all my coconut oil. Lets see, when will I have the money to buy more. I'm not very wealthy this month, having worked very little over the holidays. http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/24/politics/mccain-no-evidence-of-illegal-voting-cnntv/ I have cheap wine. There we go. Alternative snack.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-signs-trump-going-to-f2A2Aking-hate-being-president/
Also if I were actually hungry I could eat the crockpot turkey chili I made yesterday.