sunday quirkiness

Part I:  Since Patton believed in reincarnation.... http://www.neatorama.com/2014/12/22/20-Facts-You-Might-Not-Know-about-Patton-Both-the-Man-and-the-Movie/ 
....consider possible feminine reincarnations...

Part II: imagine being a quiet young lady in the corner of a library, studying or hovering around computer, worrying about a truly weird unsatisfying long distance separation from a young man in Colorado (?) really, what is that about...wake up! wake up! it was only a dream!

Part III:  Match
Historically Significant Figure in Military History
with
Recent Onion Story

Mace, political leader (also, real estate) to
http://www.theonion.com/article/im-trump-era-conservative-says-horrifying-man-25-y-53182


Faulkner, middle school teacher and theater aficianado to
http://www.theonion.com/americanvoices/teens-continuing-elude-retailers-53185


For both of them:
http://www.theonion.com/article/middle-aged-couple-sick-31-year-old-son-always-try-53186

http://www.theonion.com/horoscope/your-horoscopes-week-july-5-2016-53180