Man at a street fair moment.

There's two little kids in a jousting ring; they're like maybe seven or eight years old. One's a boy and one's a girl and this middle-aged man came up next to me and said, That's right. Beat her ass!

And I looked behind me and I said, Jesus. 

And he heard me and he came up to me and he put his hand very familiarly on my shoulder. 

And he said it's all right. It's because that's like me and my sister, and she beat my ass. So it's like revenge.

Familiar hand on the shoulder beat her ass guy not pictured!