In honor of Our Cosmic Mother who see many kinds of human beings...

Me and male coworker were standing at the back of the store waiting to get our cash registers reconciled at the end of the shift.

Manager who liked to sing Madonna songs when he wore his headset: "Okay, who's first?"

Male coworker: "ME! ME! ME!"

Manager (smirking): "Oh, chivalry is not dead!"

(And that was not long after I had just got back from the place where they called me "flaca.")