Lady in Red... You're going to have to chase a lawyer around the restaurant when she's drunk and scantily clothed... And other people will make fun of how she's mad and kind of a mean drunk and really angry underneath all of her little weird flirtations that she likes to do when she's not drunk... but you have a moral obligation to make sure someone doesn't take advantage of her incapacitated state... Because life has definitely set things up for you to feel this way... And as part of this whole process you'll take away her phone to try to call for help ... then she'll growl and jump on you like a cat and you'll give up....you'll give up and then she'll get home fine...but she'll call you and make you give her a blow by blow account the next day and...she'll still act mad at you about everything... So fun! Hope she found the right man to marry.
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