Drinking Jane Austen and reading matcha sounds like good fun.

"Scenes from Cornell’s Performative Male Contest"

https://www.collegetownmagazine.com/articles/scenes-from-cornells-performative-male-contest

It's better than when future dads were un-ironically telling roofie jokes and worshipping famous sexual predators, and oops, that still happens, but see, the optics are expanding.