Perhaps it's all part of the plan to make sure that other people's children can be less shallow than you and yours?

"'SNL' Mocks Colin Jost for Making Less Than Wife Scarlett Johansson"

https://people.com/snl-mocks-colin-jost-for-making-less-than-wife-scarlett-johansson-11694043

"Scarlett Johansson Reacts to Colin Jost's Dirty Jokes About Her"

https://people.com/scarlett-johansson-reacts-to-colin-jost-dirty-jokes-about-her-on-snl-8765626

"See Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost’s $13 million penthouse"

https://qz.com/scarlett-johansson-colin-jost-s-13-million-penthouse-1851774316