So, when you're a girl in your next life, this is what you should do.

Whenever you see a woman who needs to align herself with a paid turkey in order to have a better life, softly whisper, "Danger, Will Robinson. Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!"

"DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER - LOST IN SPACE"

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RG0ochx16Dg&si=Sm-KTJPZ-K_2dw9_

Lol.