Now the patriarchy wants to give me a medal? God, leave me alone.

I just got pregnant, gave birth, and experienced the joy of getting praised for not giving a rat's tail end about anybody except for just me and my beautiful HOUSE and maybe my children who are such wonderful HOME ACCESSORIES, but definitely not Other Women's Children, and definitely not Other Women's Healthcare. Nope, the Patriarchal Ones would definitely penalize me if I ever did that. Me me me me me me....