Thank you for the hot shower to moisten my nasal passages and throat, God.

Dear God! If I'm a white man in my next lifetime, could you please not make me the kind of white man who acts like this is his birthright: "I need the women with deeply internalized misogyny issues to put me on a pedestal at the expense of a lot of other kinds of people, including so many women and girls, all day long, in order to build up my very shaky self esteem."