Oh God, please know that's not the only solution.

"I will totally and needlessly discriminate the most against the "different" one for as long as it pleases me, and then, to make up for all the needless and hurtful discrimination that I can inflict, and the little power trips I got from doing so, I will suddenly be more generous and accepting and open-minded at the very end of my life. And that will look very good."