You do not get your parents' genetics.

"I have to rest because I can't walk right now because I got a rash from shaving."

"You shave there?"

"Yes"

"Why?"

"I have PCOS"

"Oh."

If I was rich, I'd get laser hair removal all over my upper legs so then I didn't have to feel the need to shave my inner thighs before I go to the beach and get tons of rashes and incapacitated with walking and applying ointments and bandages. Liquid Neutrogena and Tend Skin helps but it is not enough. We'll see if the at-home hair zapping device that they sell nowadays works in a few months.