Want me to show you how to use social media to advocate for all kinds of human rights? Tee hee! It was invented to rate hot girls.

"Mark Zuckerberg Tells Congress: No, Facebook Wasn't Invented To Rank Hot Girls, That Was My Other Website"

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/juliareinstein/facemash

"Exploring the effect of social media on teen girls’ mental health"

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/news/hsph-in-the-news/exploring-the-effect-of-social-media-on-teen-girls-mental-health/

"Madeline Kahn Monologue" (Paper Moon)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlg5InsskW4

"WANT ME TO SHOW YOU HOW TO USE COSMETICS?"

YES, MADELINE!