"You know why laughing alone with salad is so great? Because you can’t think about anything else. You can’t think about global warming, or the cost of living, or the fact that women are one red wave away from being legally required to be barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen. You can’t think about any of that. Isn’t that great? Who wouldn’t want that?
Why are you screaming? You should want to be like me. This really is the life. My thirteen fingers are perfectly manicured, my million teeth are perfectly white, and there’s nothing in between my teeth because I never eat the salad. I’m too busy laughing alone with it. That’s why AI made me so skeletal. Hahahaha."
~ Mary Flannery
"Inside the Mind of an AI-Generated Woman Laughing Alone With Salad"
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