It's Catty Aunt Day. I found a rhyme.

Please refrain from emulating Don McLean.

"He asks 'what you have ever done to support me or honor me as the fabulous father I was to you.'"

~ Althea Legaspi

"Don McLean’s Daughter Alleges Mental Abuse by ‘American Pie’ Singer" – Rolling Stone

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/don-mclean-jackie-roan-yellowthorn-1187117/

"McLean has confirmed that he is now in a relationship with model Paris Dylan, who is 48 years his junior.[76]"

"McLean is an ambassador for Teen Cancer America[77] and performed at the Teen Cancer America and UCLA Health fundraising Backyard Concert in 2018. During the show, McLean sang a duet of his song "Vincent" with Ed Sheeran.[78] The Don McLean Foundation is a charity set up by McLean to be funded by all his income in perpetuity. Its headquarters is based at Lakeview, the Don McLean Maine residence, and it will serve as a center for fundraisers and conferences as well as a nature preserve. Organizations that support the needy in the State of Maine and throughout the United States will be beneficiaries."

"Don McLean" - Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_McLean

"Who is Don McLean's girlfriend Paris Dylan?"

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/3494777/who-is-don-mcleans-girlfriend-paris-dylan/

"The 27-year-old from Riverside, California was pushed into the spotlight after appearing in a 2017 Catfish: The TV Show episode to prove others had been stealing her pictures to dupe internet users.

Paris boasts a huge social media presence, boasting nearly 520,000 Instagram followers and 480,000 on TikTok.

She describes herself as a 60's music lover on her Facebook page and often shares images of herself and her horses.

The model said of her partner's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame: 'Proud is an understatement...Donny deserves the world and more.'"

~ Olivia Burke