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"Your Baby Is Going to Be Such a Lady-Killer - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency"

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/your-baby-is-going-to-be-such-a-lady-killer

"Hello, It’s Me, the Guy Who Gets Visibly Angry at an Image of Minnie Mouse in a Pantsuit" - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hello-its-me-the-guy-who-gets-visibly-angry-at-an-image-of-minnie-mouse-in-a-pantsuit

"What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You" - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/what-your-favorite-sad-dad-band-says-about-you